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Notes from the helm.

Old, new, and interesting posts on life, SEO, and travel. Conference recaps, hard-won insights, and the occasional April Fools gag that ended up in Google's AI Overviews.

CONFERENCES Brighton SEO 2026Shines GRANT SIMMONS
ConferencesMay 2, 2026

Brighton SEO 2026 Shines

Sunshine around the Brighton Centre, great talks, mediocre fish and chips, old friends and new ones. Brighton never fails to deliver a good beer and conversation.

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INSIGHTS Evaluating CelebrityReach via CoolRank GRANT SIMMONS
InsightsOctober 7, 2025

Evaluating Celebrity Reach via "CoolRank"

A "new" correlation for celebrity and popularity — first cooked up as an April Fools gag at The Search Agency in 2013. There is no CoolRank. But perhaps there should be.

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Pubcon Austin 2025 Recap: LLMs and Two Ridiculous Rides
ConferencesJune 10, 2025

Pubcon Austin 2025 Recap: LLMs and Two Ridiculous Rides

An AI-powered choose-your-own-adventure in a city where tacos are currency. My first Waymo, a talk on what AI knows about your brand, and the Gandalf of conferences.

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Welcome to the Knowledge Arms Race: An SEO Week Recap
InsightsMay 4, 2025

Welcome to the Knowledge Arms Race: An SEO Week Recap

A heady mix of insights, laughs, and existential dread. It's no longer about ranking pages — it's about being known, understood, and cited by the machines.

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INSIGHTS Ten Timely Tips forTerrific Title Tags GRANT SIMMONS
InsightsFebruary 7, 2024

Ten Timely Tips for Terrific Title Tags

First published in Search Engine Watch back in 2014. Much has changed in SEO, but the importance of the title tag can't be overstressed. Here's how to write ones that earn the click.

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HUMOUR April Fools 2019:Real Estate Is theNew World's Oldest GRANT SIMMONS
HumourFebruary 7, 2024

April Fools 2019: Real Estate Is the New "World's Oldest Profession"

For my 2019 gag, I thought a little coup des mots on the "world's oldest profession" might be fun. Cue ancient cave paintings, a prehistoric agent, and a 20,000-year-old commission.

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HUMOUR Chestnuts (Not)Roasting on an OpenFire GRANT SIMMONS
HumourFebruary 4, 2024

Chestnuts (Not) Roasting on an Open Fire

An epic 2014 holiday post driven by hunger and childhood memories. Put me in front of a website and I'll fix it in 15 minutes flat. Put me in front of a cooker, and I panic.

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